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May this generation realise that our actions today will not predict our future, the future takes care of itself. Our actions predict what is happening to us today, they can be refined, we be responsible for us to enjoy now, today.
The factors of Climate Change, Religion, Biscuits, Social Media, Rap Music, US Politics, Africas Resources and The Great Lakes in the Congo Basin conspire to guarantee us a bright or bleak future.
By Jimmy Shigi, 4/02/2020 #FutureHapi
The Obama Factor
It is the year 2469, Quenia and the rest of sub-saharan Africa are part of the United Federal Dominance of the Fulani-Obama Territory of Nigeria. Director General King Olafemi Jakubu Oboma IV led the resistance that stopped the Sino-Arrabi advance south. The last battle was fought in the Sahel region. King Olafemi together with the United Territorial forces of the Fulani-Obama race fought the great war that lasted 15 years, after the death of over 250 million people, mostly through famine, rap music and Ebola, the nations south of the Sahara desert united under the leadership of Director General Olafemi.
Stopping the Sino-Arrabi advance meant fighting two wars, one on the frontiers beyond the Sahel region stretching from the former Ouagadougou republic to Asmara in the East and other internal wars mounted by insurgents loyal to the Sino-Arrabi race.
China, through SamsongApplo Inc., had bought off all the Arab and Silam territories after which it went ahead and converted the followers into a merged order (religion) that combined Silam and Communist ideology – The Sino-Arrabi. All Silamans and their lands around the world were now subjects of China. It is these forces that the Director General Olafemi Balogun Jakubu Oboma IV stopped at the tip of the Sahara Desert and thus fulfilled the prophesy that one would come who would ‘stop the desert!’
Exploiting the vast mineral reserves from the Congo basin, eating all known animals (the Fulani-Obama were the last recorded race who practiced the culture of eating) and building alliances with the Great Emperor of the Americanos, Empire CNNJared Melania Kushner-Obama III, he managed to harvest vast quantities of Uranium and Water, which he enriched and used to wipe out the entire countries of Libya, Morrocos, Guinea, Egypt and Algeria, creating a buffer zone and no man’s land to stop the Sino-Arrabi advance.
With the end of Silam as known, Trinitarians too suffered a blow, Messiah Donald HGT (Handsome Genius Toyota) Jegxus Trump the great great greatest grandfather of Emperor CNNJared having declared himself the promised Messiah after uniting Israel and Palestine and winning the Noble Pieces Race, begun a global rampage of plunder and destruction to fulfil the prophesies in the Holy Bobolos (an ancient book purely framed on the imaginations of a primitive Talking race, the MutaFkas).
SamsongApplo Inc., China and Climate Change
His mission was assisted by SamsongApplo Inc. (The inventor of Climate Change and Global Heating) which changed weather patterns introducing ancient scourges like drought, famine and disease at a scale never seen before. Only China, having survived the Cornona-Swine Hpv5 virus outbreak after it wiped out 1.2 billion of its population, had the knowhow to protect its territory, plus it owned SamsongApplo, a giant Gigabot that collected information from humanity for centuries storing it in the clouds, a feat which stopped rain.
China advanced its 9G interweb capability which increased the capacity of Nano-Quantum computers and artificial intelligence able to predict mechanical patterns and chaos with defined accuracy. What it couldn’t predict was the religious zeal and contradictions that was the calculated madness of Messiah Donald HGT J Trump.
Sub-saharan Africa, shielded by the Great lakes and Rivers Western and Eastern Africa including the Great Nileo and Congomania rivers, built great embarkments and skills to protect the Waters. Water was the new global currency. It was life, literally. The Wall (world) had not seen rain for over 260 years. The Fulani-Obama territory was the only source of water, in the Wall.
Poetry and Science
Water came from under the earth, a place called Hello (Hell). After depleting all oil reserves, the Arab lands became barren, the ground caved in during the Great Collapse, no organisms could survive the Global Heat (warming) caused by SamsongApplo (Climate Change). Only Chinese technology modified super-humans powered by the SamsongApplo Giga-bot could survive the wasteland. They needed the heat and sand to power their machines and harvest silicone for their solar cells and other devices.
Emperor CNNJared Kushner III, building on his grandfather’s legacy, traded with the friendly King Olafemi Balogun for water in exchange of Poetry the missing link in Science. Water was transported via the giant teleporting CyrogenWave Booster called WhatsApp. Without WhatsApp no water could reach the Americas. This bond between the ancient relatives of the great Racist Obama kept them as allies.
European eating habits
The whole population of the European sub-continent after depleting their reserves of biscuits and weed, the 200,000 of the remaining migrated to North Pole via Russia. Europe was a wasteland with no minerals underground. No one had heard of them for more than 120 years, it is suspected that there are only 20,000 Europeans left. They have since lost their ability to talk and communicate, having lost use of their arms and ravaged by disease and lack of weed!
So, Africa is today the territorial region of the Sino-Arrabi empire comprising China, Japan, Asia, Russia and Former Middle East and the Fulani-Obama empire comprises the sub-Saharan and great lakes region, Israelis (who migrated 20 years after they realized the Trump prophecy was a fraud), Yemen, India and Australia (the badlands or lands of the outcasts).
The Three Wall Emperors
Three Emperors rule the Wall (formerly called World by the primitive generations):
The Sino-Arrabi Empire led by the Virtuoso SamsongApplo Inc. Quantum GigaBot II which is mainly a series of alogarithms and predictive codes and programs fed by the ancient rap and hip hop music then fed into humans, super humans and robots via the 666-Maggedon Chip Code which controls all aspects of life through genetic modification, nano-surveillance and Weed.
The New Jerusalema Empire led by the Third Messiah Kushner CNNJared Melania Obama-Trump III comprising of America, Mexico, South America and the empty oceans. (Both CNNJared and Olafemi are descendants of the great Racist Obama).
The Fulani-Obama Empire (Water Empire) led by Director General King Balogun Jacobs Obafemi III comprising of sub-saharan Africa, India, Australia and Israel.
The race of MutaFkas – Bankers and Art
Our story starts at the territory and cradle of Racism, East Africa a place called Quenia on the shores of the Great Lakes the origin and birthplace of The Great Racist Obama. A primitive couple from a race that became extinct 300 years ago has just been resurrected, being among the 23 successfully ‘Woken Up’ so far. They are struggling to adjust to the Wall.
Primitive records indicate that the male was an Artist or a Conjuror, the envied rare breed of the MutaFkas and the female belonged to a race whose practices and rites have since been outlawed and abolished but highly sought after in the dark interweb, if caught practicing those rituals or with the former rapMusic (music), life ends and parts are harvested. That profession was that once called Banking. Banking ended after the Global Fraud and breakdown of Trust when the Messiah Donald Trump revealed himself.
PoS, the new religion
Sheggie and her husband Krabbo are among the first lot of 23 primitive humas to be successfully resurrected thanks to the partnership between the two Emperors. The Messiah Trump sees this as a breakthrough in the new religion, PoeScience (PoS) a merger of primitive customs of the MutaFkas, Poetry and Science. Predominantly advanced by Messiah Trump, it sheds new light into humanity with its many contradictions and imagined realities some of which the Sino-Arrabi have borrowed in their version which they have codded into an PoS-51 algorithm (Piece of Shit 51, named after an archeological expedition into the Space and harvest of rapMusic that had lyrics to that effect about a former super-power and its flag).
The Messiah Trump had promised that humans will once again resurrect (since they no longer gave birth, there’s no longer male nor female nor anyone died of natural causes other than accidents). The first resurrection of a male and female from the MutaFkas era brought new ‘life’ to the Wall. The oldest person in the Wall, Messiah Donald HGT Trump being 409 years old.
No new death or births
With no new children being born, humanity has resorted to resurrecting the comma’d (those in comma) as the only hope for the survival of this pure breed, only the Fulani-Obama region has the precious commodity necessary for preserving this life, Water.
This is a story of the future told to the past. The story of Sheggie and Krabbo and their uniqie set of forgotten human attributes that brought in a New Wall Order and reunited the future with the past to create the new currency called happiness.
No one knew what it was or how it came about, but Happiness became the new global currency, traded in and acceptable to all empires, though bitter enemies, yet they all agreed on one thing, they wanted Happiness or Hapi (as the Sino-Arrabi programmers coded it for their SamsongApplo algorithms).
Banking, SamsongApplo and GoS – The fall of Trust
Through the story of Sheggie and Krabbo, we will understand how three dangerous forces conspired to bring down the old World. Greed (Banking), Climate Change (SamsongApplo) and GoS (Religion and Science) wiped out almost all species known to existence.
Sheggie and Krabbo have been settled under observation, every aspect of their lives closely monitored all over the Wall (the World was abolished, it became a Wall, with no Oceans and lakes other than in the Fulano-Obama territory, the World was indeed a Wall).
Lost Touch
The most fascinating aspect of their lives that intrigued was their ability to Touch, not only each other but object around them. Humanity had lost Touch (the functional use of fingers and other senses to doo what is physically called feel and communicate these impulses to the brain for specific reactions). The viewers on the Wall could never have enough of this, it was an experience many longed for the many hours they observed the two, this was the first of the three seeds of Happiness planted into the Wall.
The two were the only known male and female couple who had a life before the coming of the Messiah. Their ability to reconnect their memories and imagination and Krabbos mastery and use of the ancient art of writing to illustrate them captured the Walls attention with much awe and admiration.
Humanity became too preoccupied with the Banking, SamsongApplo and GoS wars that they forgot about or abandoned writing all together, they relied mostly on rapMusic and coding to express themselves. Writing was for advanced super-computers, many body organs that coordinated the function lost their use and were easily replaced by mutations or gadgets with controlled limits. These were what the Messiah Trump declared, the new bodies and cities prophesied by ancient MutaFkas in the Holy Bobolos.
The Racist
All the subjects of Emperor Kushner had a skin color of chocolate-black, the indigenous colour of the ancestors of their great Racist (a highly-esteemed title, second to the Messiah depicting a human whose impact and imaginations transformed the human race through the art of Talking) Grandfather Obama, even the Messiah Trump altered his DNA to comply with this rule. All Fulani-Obama people were a shade of Greyish-Purple like the former ancient race of the Sudan along the great river Nilo and the Sino-Arrabi were pale-pink with silver hair, the general preference and coding of their machines.
Sleep or shekx
It’s the fourth and last month of the year 2469 and Sheggie has just woken up early after a six hour sleep, a typical trait of the primitive race of Bankers. Most humanity sleeps for an hour, but only so for intercourse, with themselves. Sleep is now called Shekx. The watchers of the Wall are fascinated that someone can have Shekx for six hours non-stop! Even more fascinating and incredible is the ability of the Artist Krabbo to have it for ten to twelve hours, the last recorded feat was by the Messiah Donald Trump who had Shekx for 7 hours and woke up with mysterious revelations that he had been to Helloo and back!
Sleep became the second seed of Happiness planted into the Wall.
The anti-hist
The third seed was the ability to Speak. People no longer speak, they talk. Humanity talks for days on end and the rest just like by smilleying, ignore by blinking or comment by speaking more endlessly. This advanced communication skill replaced all past forms of communication after its evil inventor ZukabaGa BookFaceTwit, the anti-hist invented it after the merger with SamsongApplo supported by Banks. It eroded humanity and gave opportunity for the Messiah Trump to condemn its inventor to Australia badlands, this was after ZukabaGa refused to upload the code to the Messiah who was already known to talk endlessly.
The fact that Sheggie and Krabbo could Speak to and with each other and that one could actually be silent and listen to the other was a great revelation to the Wall watchers.
Sleeping, Touching and Speaking became the seeds of Happiness whose demand became as important as Water. The three were brought together by a third factor and reality already in existence; People no longer eat, they smoke.
Smoke Weed – The Great Snoop Dog
Smoking replaced eating after the latter was associated with many diseases and epidemics that swept away the Chinese and Europeans. Fond of eating, these races ate to their deaths. Thanks to the invention of SheennabisDog, a blend of Sheesha mostly originated from the middle east, cannabis sativa or weed and the philosophy of the Great MutaFka Snoop Dog, Grand Master of the Death Row who disappeared Up in Smoke.
Snoop Dog founded the philosophy and poetry around Weed which he stored in rapMusic in the clouds. He belonged to a race that had the peculiar habit of mating with its mothers a phrase frequently mentioned and recorded in numerous rapMusic albums found in the cloud archives of the great historian Dr Dre Beats who pioneered the storage of rapMusic in the clouds surrounding Jupiter’s moons. Without Dr Dre’s collection, the history of rapMusic and our primitive ancestor MutaFkas could have been lost completely.
Dr Dre – The Sorcerer Historian
The Messiah Trump tried for two centuries to explain the origin of rapMusic and the meaning of the words but gave up since rapMusic was akey component and part of SheenabisDog the staple food in the Wall.
The story of the future is therefore one of Happiness and how two primitive ancestors helped explain a lot of mysteries through a collection of rapMusic by the Sorcerer Historian Dr Dre.
End of Episode 1/5
